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Gone fishing

Postby RcSuD » Tue Jun 16, 2015 3:26 am

I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten.

I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the lake without incident, and carried on my fishing with the frog.

A little later I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

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Re: Gone fishing

Postby Moogie » Tue Jun 16, 2015 3:31 am

Ha Ha, Ha, I already saw that......glad to hear from you buddy.
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Re: Gone fishing

Postby Highlander » Tue Jun 16, 2015 3:44 am

Who says snakes aren't smart...
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Re: Gone fishing

Postby RcSuD » Wed Jun 17, 2015 1:10 am

Who among us can ever have one shot of whiskey, or one glass of wine, or one beer? or one taco chip? Not me!
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.


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