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I didn't do it........!

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2015 1:58 am
by tmaan
Whatever they said, it was wrong.
I was never there and not only that it was someone who looked just like me .......but it wasn't me, I swear!

Re: I didn't do it........!

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2015 2:03 am
by Moogie
Yes it was, I saw the money in your hand!

Re: I didn't do it........!

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2015 3:38 am
by tmaan
Are you sure it was money and not just colored paper???
Just asking...

Re: I didn't do it........!

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2015 6:29 pm
by Kevin
tmaan wrote:Are you sure it was money and not just colored paper???
Just asking...


So you are saying it was the monopoly man and not you. We have eye witnesses.

Re: I didn't do it........!

Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2015 2:30 am
by tmaan
My lawyer says to ask if they were drinking at the time or in the 24 hour period preceeding?

Re: I didn't do it........!

Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2015 8:23 pm
by RcSuD
tmaan wrote:Whatever they said, it was wrong.
I was never there and not only that it was someone who looked just like me .......but it wasn't me, I swear!


If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

Re: I didn't do it........!

Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2015 9:07 pm
by Moogie
He might be wrong about being wrong. Or, he could just be wrong.

Re: I didn't do it........!

Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2015 1:30 am
by tmaan
Or, if i was wrong and didn't know I was wrong and nobody told me i was wrong, wouldn't that make me right by default?

At least that's the way the court system works here. "i didn't know, this is another case of the Man keeping the fat guy down!"

Re: I didn't do it........!

Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2015 3:14 am
by RcSuD
tmaan wrote:................ wouldn't that make me right by default?



I don't know, but I could be wrong.

Re: I didn't do it........!

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 2:18 am
by tmaan
:)
Exactly :)

Re: I didn't do it........!

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 3:26 am
by Kevin
tmaan wrote::)
Exactly :)


Images were just released from the bank across the street security camera of a man, with a big smile, big chiclet teeth, a cowboy hat, boot with spurs and the big mustache that cover the upper lip with curled ends that looped about 4 times in a circle, it also said he was about 4 feet tall.

it sure seems to fit your description tmaan. There was something about a donkey too. I didn't understand that part...

Re: I didn't do it........!

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 9:18 am
by Moogie
That was no donkey, that was his mama who was so fat she looked like a donkey. (You said you missed Darth!)

Re: I didn't do it........!

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 12:08 am
by tmaan
Kevin,
I have since cut the mustache off and the height issue is just a bad camera angle, ya, that's it, it's a bad camera angle.
The donkey is a photoshopped radical left wing conspiracy by the man aimed, again, to keep the fat guy down....
I need to apply for dis ability so I can ride the damn donkey around :)

Re: I didn't do it........!

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 12:11 am
by tmaan
Moogie wrote:That was no donkey, that was his mama who was so fat she looked like a donkey. (You said you missed Darth!)


Yup, you're right, i miss Darths humor and razor sharp wit, I still hope he's doing well even if he can't play.

And BTW my momma would put that photshopped donkey to shame, it's a little light on hair and ass size methinks :)