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Darth Mortis

Postby Darth Mortis » Tue Sep 15, 2015 10:32 pm

Darth Mortis def ~

As close to a vengeful Demgod you want to get. Do not anger. Avoid showing stupidity in a discussion with a Darth Mortis, as he will see this as a weakness to exploit.

And don't ever call him a duck.

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Re: Darth Mortis

Postby Axed_out » Wed Sep 16, 2015 12:25 am

wait what?? where's a DUCK?? I got my 12 gauge rdy to go (aims at Darth) is you a *uck? lol ; )-
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Re: Darth Mortis

Postby RcSuD » Wed Sep 16, 2015 12:29 am

You're a duck.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

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Re: Darth Mortis

Postby Equimanthorn » Wed Sep 16, 2015 12:32 am

Axed_Duck :mrgreen:
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Re: Darth Mortis

Postby Darth Mortis » Wed Sep 16, 2015 12:50 am

@RcSuD you're old. I SAID YOU ARE OLD! No, not cold...OLD...oh, forget it! I SAID FORGET IT!

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Re: Darth Mortis

Postby tmaan » Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:59 am

So Darth, are you ok?
The doctors said this wouldn't happen again, are we there?
Do I need to get out the duckcannon?
Or just let you know it's ok and the monsters will never show up again?
RC is old and decrepid but still moves under his own power so we leave him alone.
I'm watching you.....

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Re: Darth Mortis

Postby RcSuD » Wed Sep 16, 2015 4:26 am

Ok, ok, I might be cold, I mean bold, no no, old. yah, that's it, but...........I am NOT a duck. And btw do you even have any idea what the difference is between a duck? Well, do you????
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

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Re: Darth Mortis

Postby tmaan » Wed Sep 16, 2015 5:08 am

Perfect ! :)


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Re: Darth Mortis

Postby Darth Mortis » Wed Sep 16, 2015 4:58 pm

The difference between a duck and what? Good god, man, pick up a crossword or something because you are totally slipping!

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Re: Darth Mortis

Postby tmaan » Wed Sep 16, 2015 11:37 pm

The difference between a duck is whether or not his Thorazine prescription is empty or not.

Howd i do?

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Re: Darth Mortis

Postby RcSuD » Thu Sep 17, 2015 12:55 am

Close tmaan, but not correct. So, what is the difference between a duck? Well all any sane logical person has to do is just look at one, and it is quite apparent that one leg is both the same. Even the penguin man should have been able to figure that out, geez.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.


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