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by Darth Mortis
Wed Dec 30, 2015 4:24 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Now that I got here...
Replies: 18
Views: 1291

Re: Now that I got here...

Thanks for the support guys. It meams a lot. And tmaan, i am not sure how thick the newbies skins are, but i do kniw how thick your mom's is.

Yup, Darth Mortis said that!
by Darth Mortis
Tue Dec 29, 2015 6:16 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Now that I got here...
Replies: 18
Views: 1291

Re: Now that I got here...

Hope everyone's holiday, whatever it may be, was great. Here's the update. I had a 2 week setback when i lost my footing and fell straight down onto my stump. Fun fact: that kinda fall produces pain you can experience with all of your senses. So, a two week delay means i am still in hospital. That s...
by Darth Mortis
Fri Nov 20, 2015 3:31 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Now that I got here...
Replies: 18
Views: 1291

Re: Now that I got here...

Update... I have been rehabbing for a while now, and am about two weeks from being fitted with my first new leg. Then I go home, having been here since I was admitted in late September. I though the biggest challenge I would have would be learning to walk, but as it turns out, the Alberta government...
by Darth Mortis
Fri Nov 20, 2015 3:06 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Question for the monster computer minds here
Replies: 11
Views: 1422

Re: Question for the monster computer minds here

I recommend adding Spybot Search and Destroy to malwarebytes. It is free and when you use them together, they should catch pretty much everything. Some will say it's overkill, but if you want a computer that runs its best, it isn't.
by Darth Mortis
Thu Oct 01, 2015 3:33 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Now that I got here...
Replies: 18
Views: 1291

Re: Now that I got here...

Well, the deed is done, the leg is now gone and the next phase begins. Thanks for the well wishes and whatnot.

It means the world to me.
by Darth Mortis
Sun Sep 27, 2015 2:02 am
Forum: Humour
Topic: Universal Laws
Replies: 4
Views: 913

Re: Universal Laws

You forgot the law that says Tmaan sucks and Darth Mortis is God. And speaking of sucking, how's your mom, tmaan? (Yell at me if you want, it was FUNNY!)

Morphine is fun...lol...
by Darth Mortis
Sat Sep 26, 2015 8:23 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Now that I got here...
Replies: 18
Views: 1291

Now that I got here...

I am going to be kinda away/very sporadic for a while. I am currently waiting in emerg for a bed. The right foot b.s. That I've been fighting is getting worse, so the foot is going to be amputated. On the one hand, it sucks, but at least it will help stay non-weight bearing on it like the Drs wanted.
by Darth Mortis
Mon Sep 21, 2015 4:13 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: This Kim Davis nonsense
Replies: 6
Views: 793

Re: This Kim Davis nonsense

...I DO love tmaan's mom. All the time.

At the end of the day, though, if you swear an oath to enforce the law of the land in the commission of your duties, and refuse to do just that, then you should resign.
by Darth Mortis
Mon Sep 21, 2015 4:03 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: This Kim Davis nonsense
Replies: 6
Views: 793

Re: This Kim Davis nonsense

you see, I don't get the creeped out thing. I've been more creeped out by straight guys who talk about their latest conquest than I have been by a gay dude standing next to me. Regardless, to me, denying a gay couple is no different than denying an interracial couple. It seems strange now, but in th...
by Darth Mortis
Mon Sep 21, 2015 3:25 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: OK, ok , ok...Someone stole the shoutbox.....
Replies: 11
Views: 769

Re: OK, ok , ok...Someone stole the shoutbox.....

I can't see the shout box either.
by Darth Mortis
Wed Sep 16, 2015 4:58 pm
Forum: Introduce Yourself...
Topic: Darth Mortis
Replies: 10
Views: 1210

Re: Darth Mortis

The difference between a duck and what? Good god, man, pick up a crossword or something because you are totally slipping!
by Darth Mortis
Wed Sep 16, 2015 6:49 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: This Kim Davis nonsense
Replies: 6
Views: 793

This Kim Davis nonsense

Look, I have no problem with those who practice religion. Let's get that out there. But I have a problem with those who use it as an excuse to discriminate. Here's the thing, it is true that the bible says marriage is between one man and one woman. ONE man and ONE woman. Divorce for anything other t...
by Darth Mortis
Wed Sep 16, 2015 12:50 am
Forum: Introduce Yourself...
Topic: Darth Mortis
Replies: 10
Views: 1210

Re: Darth Mortis

@RcSuD you're old. I SAID YOU ARE OLD! No, not cold...OLD...oh, forget it! I SAID FORGET IT!
by Darth Mortis
Tue Sep 15, 2015 10:32 pm
Forum: Introduce Yourself...
Topic: Darth Mortis
Replies: 10
Views: 1210

Darth Mortis

Darth Mortis def ~

As close to a vengeful Demgod you want to get. Do not anger. Avoid showing stupidity in a discussion with a Darth Mortis, as he will see this as a weakness to exploit.

And don't ever call him a duck.
by Darth Mortis
Tue Sep 15, 2015 9:56 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Hey Kevin!
Replies: 30
Views: 2037

Re: Hey Kevin!

Moogie, guns don't kill people, people kill people. With guns. The fact is that legal, responsible gun owners have never been the problem and never will be. Any responsible gun owner will abide by the law, even if that law required limiting magazine size or not allowing certain rifle types. That is ...
by Darth Mortis
Sun Sep 13, 2015 6:27 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Hey Kevin!
Replies: 30
Views: 2037

Re: Hey Kevin!

Be that as it may, Moogie, but it didn't stop you neighbours from reducing the entirety of your nation to a cinder from your northern most borders down to New Orleans. In fact, had it not been for your gracious northern neighbours, your second amendment would only be applicable on Bourbon Street. An...
by Darth Mortis
Fri Sep 11, 2015 11:23 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Hey Kevin!
Replies: 30
Views: 2037

Re: Hey Kevin!

What I mean to say is, my word, such a sad, strange, inexplicable turn of events to one of the most heavily armed civilian populations on the planet with the least amount of gun control outside of Pakistan. I'm sorry, I don't mean to flippant, but really, the rest of the first world nations have wor...
by Darth Mortis
Fri Sep 11, 2015 11:16 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Hey Kevin!
Replies: 30
Views: 2037

Re: Hey Kevin!

I mean, what's next? Arabs and Jews hating each other? Dogs and cats living together? MASS HYSTERIA?????
by Darth Mortis
Fri Sep 11, 2015 11:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Hey Kevin!
Replies: 30
Views: 2037

Re: Hey Kevin!

Are you kidding? Americans killing the hell out of each other? I am shocked! Shocked, I say!
by Darth Mortis
Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:05 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Oh yeah, I ain't dead
Replies: 8
Views: 737

Re: Oh yeah, I ain't dead

Dan, I thinks you and I have a veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery different understanding of sexy... Tmaan, your momma so ugly that she haunts Freddie Kreugers dreams, and don't be hatin just cause my mommas so fat that she can't go to cattle actions any more. Hell, if she were American, she would ...

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